he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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