I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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