maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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