I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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