either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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