yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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