real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
