My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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