? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
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Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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