i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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