do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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