Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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