No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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