He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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