Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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