That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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