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(303): View more from Colorado

I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.

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(630): View more from Illinois

You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot

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(847): View more from Illinois

Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween

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(970): View more from Colorado

It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...

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(618): View more from Illinois

Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.

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