the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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