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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have

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  None he's f-d

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?

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  omg no way im finding him!

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.

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• (916): View more from California

  I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.

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  I won

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.

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• (213): View more from California

  If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things

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  I felt like I was at the zoo

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I forgot wine drunk hurts

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