whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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