I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
