people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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