Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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