What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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