I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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