So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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