so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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