I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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