I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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