You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
never play flip cup with pint glasses
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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