Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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