Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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