I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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