So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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