just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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