I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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