i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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