it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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