And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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