would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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