i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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