The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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