fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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