hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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