i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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