i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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