white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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