people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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