what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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