i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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