Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(662): View more from Mississippi

An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.

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(303): View more from Colorado

marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex

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(207): View more from Maine

you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases

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(904): View more from Florida

the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.

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(207): View more from Maine

And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.

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