in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
It can also be a hat.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?