Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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