Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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