we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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