I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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