Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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