bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
