what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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