Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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