It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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